Sam's Club = Walmart

I hate shopping at food warehouses on Saturdays. I hate all the free samples and the people that mill around the free sample ladies to get there greedy hungry hands on anything free that comes out of the oven. Not only do 10 - 15 people stand around but they each have a very large cart. Which makes maneuvering around said people very difficult.

Today the husband and I went to Sam's club. We started down an aisle that looked like we would be able to maneuver past all the hungry freeloaders. Just as we were about to clear the aisle, our exit was blocked by a rather large women drooling over the aroma that was escaping from the oven. She stood waiting for her turn to grab a small cup and spoon in hopes of saving $5 instead of buying lunch.

Damn we've been blocked! So we turn around to try another escape route. In the process I very loudly tell my husband that people need to quick blocking the aisle with their fat asses waiting for the free samples. Lo and behold a (different) rather large women was standing in the said aisle waiting for her free sample. Seconds later she walks past us and she was giving me the dirtiest look. We proceeded to run into her and her husband multiple times. It took everything in me not to laugh at her because we weren't even talking about her. I'm mean I know, I shouldn't have said what I said. It's just so frustrating when you can't even walk down an aisle due to the mass of people waiting to be fed.

Ahhh I love Sam's Club on weekends, always entertaining.