Dreams

The past few nights I have had some very weird dreams. I'm not one to analyze my dreams and wonder what they all mean, for the most part it's probably what I watched on TV that inspired my dreams or the fact that my cat woke me up 3 times last night (oh yes he did). But I thought I would share because I think they are funny and I like to remember my dreams.

The first one happened a few nights ago.
I was a cop. Yea little me was a bad ass cop. (my husband laughed when I told him). We were on a bust and were arresting 5 or 6 people. There were a few other cops there, but I'm the focus here! One of the girls that we arrested was acting up so I layed the smackdown on her. Throwing her to the ground until she calmed down and recognized that I was the boss, (I think I have control issues). Finally we were on our way to the police station. We didn't have police cars so we had to walk. The other cops took their people on ahead of me. I was left in charge of the above mentioned girl and a guy. On the way to the police station we ran into a troubled little boy. So I decided to take him too. He was also acting up so I let the guy and girl walk on ahead of me, they were behaving because they knew I meant business. The boy on the other hand hadn't seen me lay the smackdown on the girl so he was testing me. When we got to the police station the elevator only fit two people so I decided to take the boy in the elevator because he was acting up and I didn't want to fight him all the way up the stairs (police station was on the top floor). So I let the guy and girl take the stairs while I took the elevator. Half way up I realized that was a bad idea and they were now free to go. I woke up because I knew I had made a mistake.

2nd dream happened last night.
I had a dream that my eyebrows were HUGE. When I say huge they were like 2 inches thick and I had a unibrow. I knew I needed to get them waxed but I didn't have time. So I went to work with huge unibrow eyebrows. I think it was worse then going to work naked.

So those are the last couple of dreams I remembered. I really didn't have anything interesting to post so I thought this may be fun. Have a Happy Thursday.