Thursday, February 16, 2006

My "to the..." list

To the Utah Snowplowers - The freeways look awesome! Traffic was smooth and there were hardly any problems this morning. But could you work on the side streets now? Downtown is a mess!!!

To the person driving behind me in a foot of snow downtown - please don't try to make a lane change while your 3 inches away from my car! I don't want you sliding (like you did) and hitting my car (which you didn't but you were pretty damn close)

The the dumb asses not using blinkers - USE A BLINKER. Especially when the freeway speeds are about 5mph and there is 3 feet inbetween each car, we don't know if your sliding out or just being a dumb ass (the later usually being true)

To the lady who waved me to let her merge ahead of me - Your welcome; I'm such a nice person.
(a) put your coffee down when driving in the snow
(b) your make-up is fine especially when driving in the snow
(c) you waved me over to get infront of me only to get back into the other lane at the interchange... dumb ass!

To the janitory staff at my building - when I left the office last night my heater under my desk was working. When I came into the office today the heater is broken (literally broken - pieces are missing!!!). I'm freezing my ass off, why would you brake the only thing that keeps me warm?

Needless to say there were less accidents then yesterday. I left 1/2 hour earlier then normal and still got here 1/2 hour late... oh well whatcha gonna do.

2 comments:

Spookz said...

i used to say that i missed haveing snow but after reading this i now think wow there are bad things about the snow that you dont think about it

LITTLE MISS said...

here's mine:

to the *$%## police officer who gave me a $132 ticket for pulling out into the intersection to turn left before it was "completely cleared", and then having the light turn yellow when I turned...and him saying I just ran a red light:

YOU SUCK ASS and YOU'RE COLORBLIND!