I've been kicked out of my house
I've been disowned
I've been replaced
Okay not really but I might as well be until at least November. College Football is upon us. And if my husband's favorite team isn't playing locally (he has season tickets) he WILL be watching them on tv. We now have to plan our schedule around his team. If they are playing locally I can count on him being gone that day. If they are away then he'll either be glued to the TV or he'll go to his friends house to watch.
Tomorrow they play back East. Which means the husband will be glued to the TV and he is having friends over... at 10 am!
THAT MEANS I CAN'T SLEEP IN!!!
Anyone want to adopt a 29 year old until at least November? I do windows. I cook, I clean, I'll even do a little dance for you. I'm good with kids (maybe not poopy diapers) but I can entertain them like no other. Any takers... anyone... anyone?
Oh yeah and then there's ALL my husbands Fantasy Football Teams (nothing dirty) Can we say he's obsessed with Football. He even tricked me into going shopping with him yesterday for yet another hat of his favorite teams. HE HAS MILLIONS! But he did buy me an orange julius so he made up for it.
I wish I was more into Football so I could sit and watch it with him. But I only like Football (and any other sport) live. I can't stand to listen to the announcers making jokes, talking about the players, and all that jazz -- they drive me crazy!
So I'll be locked in my room, since cleaning will be out of the questions until all the guys have left. Maybe I'll go shopping for my halloween costume. I do love looking for Halloween stuff.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Football Season
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4 comments:
I thought you were trying to sell your husband for football season, and I was like, um, no thanks, I already have my own football hound!
But YOU?! I'll take you in a heartbeat! Pack your bags, Beavis.
I think you should make those days YOUR days. Go out, shop, get a massage, pedicure, go to a movie meet up with a girlfriend. And he should not watch EVERY game...he needs to remember you are more important than football. Try unplugging the TV one weekend and see what happens! :)
This reminds me of the movie "Fever Pitch" when Jimmy Fallon's character is OBSESED with the Red Sox. So much so it almost ruins his relationship with Drew Barrymore.
ha ha, we were talking about that! We said this is Fall Bob because in the fall it's all about the sports. I'm really okay with it, because it is my time, and he can't complain when I'm doing my thing because he gets to do his thing.
My husband and I have a deal during football season: I can do whatever I want on Saturdays (go shopping, get a pedicure, re-decorate the living room) while he can sit on his butt for hours on end and watch football. It works out great. We're both happy at the end of the day.
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