True life blonde moments

Blonde Jokes.

I've always liked them. I don't get offended by blonde jokes because they are just that JOKES. I think they are funny.

But lately the blonde jokes have been taking on a new meaning. I've been having blonde moments that remind me of blonde jokes I've heard.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? She's the one on her bike.
Now I didn't go to the car wash on my bike, I'm not that dumb. But I did forget to roll up the window when I drove into the car wash. And trying to roll up the window while water is spraying you in the face is not fun at all.

A policeman recently saw a distraught blonde weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" he asked.
The blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"
“Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" the cop asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to him.
As he took the key and manually unlocked the door, he replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
This basically happened to me this morning at the post office. Except I didn't know that my remote door un-locker had a problem. I went to the post office pressed the lock button on my remote, it beeped at me indicating that it had locked. I did my thing in the post office and when I walked to my car and pressed the unlock button nothing happened. So I pressed it again. Still nothing. So I stood there pressing the button. Then I remembered I have a key. But I guess I turned it the wrong way because all it did was beep and me and the door was still locked. So back to pressing the button. Finally I decided to try again but turned the key the opposite direction and it worked! Blonde moment gone!

I'm sure everyone has their blonde moments regardless of hair color. These are just two of mine.