I was just reading a news article about how the drought in Utah is officially over. There was one person quoted about Bear Lake and how it's fuller then it has been in years and how relieved they were that there is even water to put into reserve.
He was quoted as saying: "And boy, did that take some pressure and tension off," he said. "We're almost as giddy as little high school girls watching a boy band."
For some reason that line just amused me. It also reminded me of some phrases I've either heard or used in the past:
"I'm sweating like a whore in church"
"Colder then a witches titty"
"Happier then a pig in a mud hole"
"Blind as a bat"
"Sharp as a bowling ball"
I know theres one about a prom dress but can't remember it.
Any others?
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Funny News Article
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I'm off like a dress on prom night. I know this because my husband still says it. Yeah, that's sad.
Here are some of my other favs:
-I'm sweating like a whore on nickle night.
-That makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.
Funny ass article, giddy as a school girl. Who says that anymore.
this reminds me of when my husband and i were shopping for a new mattress. we were at RC Willey talking to the salesman who happens to live right up the street from us. he asked us how we liked our new home and my husband, the tough IronMan that he is, said: "We're tickled pink." I literally fell off the sofa I was sitting on. He didn't even realize his faux pas until we got outside and asked him when he turned gay on me. who the fuck says "tickled pink?" or more specifically, who says "tickled pink" when they have a penis and two functioning testicles? i'm worried.
i once told a girl on my basketball team that I wanted her to play defense on her man like a fat kid on a cupcake. i also like: like a fly on shit... but that wouldn't go over too well in utah.
so instead, we'll make fun of fat kids.
Fat kid on cupcakes.. that's funny!
"like a buzzard on a meat wagon"
"like white on rice"
Those are the only two I could think of, you named all the others I know.
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